Three ways this disgusting drink can help you stay fit

December 5, 2017 Ashley 0 Comments

Okaaay…

What brand of awfulness are they trying to sell me now?

Well, apparently, it’s a bottle of none other than vinegar drowned cucumber kombucha (sorta).

(Ummm… pickle juice?)

What’s the difference between this, though, and simply sipping from a straw in your dill jar? Well, apparently, it’s got all sorts of sorcerous add-ons that’ll do your body good. (Although I myself just can’t get past the notion of this potion going down my throat in all its garlicy glory.) And, what’s more, it’ll also potentially help keep you on your fitness path as you aim for weight loss (a struggle for sure, this time’ve year).

First off, there’s the probiotic element. Although this isn’t legit kombucha (it’s a different culture), this stuff’s still stuffed with the bugs your belly loves. (In fact, there’s reportedly even more in it than in most’ve the other brands). In other words: it’s got the bacteria that boots out the bad guys. And, seeing as your belly’s enemies cause you to gain weight, their sudden absence means major weight loss for you.

And something it also does is serve as a superior post-workout recovery drink. Ever shred yourself into oblivion at the gym? And leave proud? And then wake up tomorrow, realizing you went so hard that you don’t wanna come back? Like, ever? Yeah, it’s no surprise (hopefully) that that’s not exactly helpful for shedding pounds. Where this gag worthy drink comes in, however, is in that it can aid in recovering your buns after you’re done destroying them with squats. Ya know, so you can come back after leg day ‘n do it all over again.

(Yes. I’d also rather just have them ripped off instead of drinking that mouth massacre…)

And then there’s one final upside for those’ve you getting through this holiday season by enlisting the spirit of Christmas spirits. How? ’cause this stuff can do wonders when it comes to counteracting the side effects of sipping too much bubbly to numb yourself to other humans. Got a hangover? Gotta be at family dinner in a few hours? No worries, just chug some of this Gut Shot, and it’ll nurse that hangover straight away. Allegedly.

So, if you’re into punishing your tongue for the sake of weight loss, go right ahead.

Try this bacterial brine.

And then report back here immediately to tell me how worth it it was (or wasn’t).

(For less disgusting ways to lose weight, keep reading…)