Tag - weight loss gimmicks

April 15, 2018

Why This Weight Loss Contraption Works… And Why It Doesn’t

You’ve probably heard of “waist trainers”. They’re basically modernized corsets chicks wear while endeavoring to resemble the telophase stage of mitosis. The idea’s that it’s gonna somehow pinch your middle...

July 8, 2017

An open letter to stay at home moms trying to sell me weight loss products

Ya know, I really respect stay at home moms. That is until they start with this shiz: I literally haven’t talked to you in seven years, Carla. (Incidentally, that’s not...